You are liable to get something up your arse.

Let me analyze the genesis of this. 

• someone came up with this idea
• they thought it was a great idea
• none of their friends told them it was a  bad idea
• none of the sign contractors told them it was a bad idea

Who knows? maybe they do get alot of business?

A brief primer in Brazillian motels.   People many times live with their parents until 30 years of age because of the relative amount they earn and how much a house costs.  Thus they need a place away from parents to have sex.  They are well appointed places.

When I was young my father was 325lbs and no one to be trifled with.  When I was 16 and not small myself he suspected me of breathing the Columbian airs.  He literally picked me up by the hair with one arm.   I had alot of hair at the time as I was in the midst of my Jim Morrison look .    I was my father son and thus  had alot of testosterone that would result in marble sized zits on my back.  Occassionally for amusement he would take his oversized thumbs and pick one of this painful killer pimples on my back.   It would basically feel like a pair of industrial sized vice grips biting onto my back.  Yes this is what passed for humor in my family.  When I think back I laugh in nostalgic memory of a better time in the late 70's when our culture was not so nearly uptight and not yet gaming each other like dumbass penquins that constantly steal each others nest rocks and somehow imagining that GNP is being created.

I stopped in Long Dong Slivers to pick up an order of fish and chips.  You might ask why I choose there and it is because I prefer it over Arthur Treachers.   Last time when I went into Arthur Treachers the conversation went as follows:

When I went into Arthur Treachers and asked ” Do you have “white fish?”
they answered ” We have fish that are white.”
again I asked ” But is it white fish?”
they answered “No its fish that is white”

So I walked out.  

School pranksters across the country are printing out fake license tags of their school principles or other unwitting victimss and taping them over their plates and speeding past cameras. Some are going as far as borrowing similar cars from friends to make it even more realistic. The said victim subsequently receives a traffic ticket in the mail. You can see the story here: Fake paper plates

I am really worried that someone will sit outside government buildings and take down license plates of the people who decided to put in these cameras then do this because it might become a big problem!   It could bring the whole camera system to its knees.   Since the United States only growth industry is government the bailout might collapse without government camera revenues.  

This could REALLY get out of hand legislators plate gifs get posted on the web.

Then there is the danger of people making their own cameras.

International Citizens Band Radio day October Fourth *( 10-4 ) will soon be upon us.  Do you have your CB radios in working order and ready to transmit ?  Make sure no miscreant has pinned your coax.  Fire up your radio and make sure everything is ready for TEN-FOUR.  

In America Its customary to give gifts on this day.  Have you bought your wife the Bearcat scanner she's had her eye on?

Eat Shit, 50 million flys can not be wrong

When I was in college I read the this on a stall wall.  Remember it whenever you see alot of people doing the same stupid thing.

Larry Craig tippy tapping his toe beneath the stall wall.  Barney Frank peering over the partition.  On the other side George Michael of Wham fame.     Appears there was the commodious underground but they all appear to have passion was for members of the armed forces.

On the wall is written:

     beware of limbo dancers

     I am 9 inches long and two inches thick. Interested?

     Fascinated dear, but how big is your dick?

This bathroom is so cruisy that if someone comes in there for a good honest shit it is like a breath of fresh air.

 Do you know Morse code?  Do you use the tippy tap toe telegraph ?   And you wonder why they always are talking about the reach across the aisle?  

As the SWAT team surrounded the lew Larry Craig is quoted as shouting "I'M NOT COMING OUT!"  What would old Thomas Crapper have to say about all this?

On the whole there is no glory in this story.  Outside the roto-router team works day and night to unclog the lines.  Frequent is heard the cry "MAN THE HOLE"

Hercules had 2 brothers.  Both of them were named Testicles.  ( Correctly pronounced their names were Testicleeze )