How to Increase You Intelligence Using Pyramid Power

Researchers have discovered it may indeed be possible to increase your intelligence using a pyramid power and indeed go on to suggest that there maybe something called pyramid power. 

Here are the steps

1- This step is only effective if you have faith that pyramid power works. If you think there is something to be gained from pyramid power read on.   Form a pyramid shape from drinking straws. Its easy using tape and scissors.  After you have formed a pyramid of the same form factor as the classic pyramids of Egypt you are ready. Place it on your head.  You will need to wear it all day everyday for 1 week.   After 1 week you will have as many gains in your intelligence as you most likely can get. After that you enter diminishing returns.

2- If you do not think you can increase your intelligence with pyramid power you must have already been in or near a pyramid because your intelligence is already augmented.  Goto step #3

3- Now you are ready for the most powerful form of pyramid power.  Seek out and join your nearest Amway multi-level marketing hierarchy.  Then you will see true pyramid power in action.   Want to buy some soap?