Your Douche bag Factor = K*Ntattoos

I rest my case.  Actually the mathematic relationship stated above is accurate for non facial tattoos.  The relation for facial tattoos is

[pmath]DBF = K * {N_tattoo}^5 [/pmath]

Don't be a douchbag.   Of course it is a statistical thing.  You may well not be a douche bag at all.  But in the mean the principle holds.  Think scatter plot. Or in the case below just think scat.

Tyranny Sincerely Exercised

"Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies, The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C.S. Lewis