A Yoko story classic.   She used to hike Squaw Peak in Phx Az with me.  One time we are tripping through the butt hole – the arroyo at the base that separates the upper and lower parking lot.  I see a shirt in a piled up form.   At the time I had a collection of "found" tee shirts cause all the hiking I did I would find many.  So I can see someone probably used their Tee shirt to wipe with after they take a shart.  Nothing chlorox and a bunch of laundry soap can't fix.  So Yoko is there next to me and I go to carefully pinch a margin of the shirt and not touch the sh!t.


Yoko:  Oh that over line!
Me:  ( she has not disappointed I am laughing maniacally ) …..  oh shit shirt!  You want shit shirt Yoko?
Yoko:  Starts running because she knows my sense of humor
Me: I hold the shirt straight armed in front of me pinched on a clean margin —->  start chasing Yoko


So I do the wash and fold up the shirt and next time I go to buddy Mark's house I excuse myself to go to the bathroom and while back there I put it on top of his collection of tee shirts. 

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Prof. MonsterID Icon Prof. · May 27, 2025 at 7:17 pm

That was really funny!  I remember finding that shirt in my wash and saving it for whoever might have left it, lol.  When I mentioned it and you finally told the story I laughed pretty hard.  I can imagine her starting to run early and you going faster lol.  

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