A MarketPlace of Ideas

I listed some RF / microwave switches on ebay to flush them out of here so I don’t have to move them for the 6th time. A guy in Italy bought them.  I received an email from him saying he would pay for them by sending money in a “sluice”.  I guess there must be an Italian word for envelop similar to this word sluice.

When the money arrived in the mail it consisted of a 10 and 20 Euro bank note. Its funny because almost no one in the USA wants to be paid in Euros.  I have to wonder what he was thinking. Maybe he’s never been to the USA to know we don’t have currency exchanges commonly available.

Well I’m ok I guess because they have alot of currency exchanges in Brazil and sooner or later I’ll be back there. Then I’ll get to spend my switch money. Maybe I should get a sex change so I can use my switch money to switch sexes? Ouch! I don’t get that part of me anywhere near a knife.  Ahh maybe I should sooner or later everybody slips with while slicing a bagel in half.  Why not be the master of your own destiny?

A few posts back I explained that I am selling off as many of my things as I can stand to part with.  Among these things are these stripper heels that I bought for my Brazilian girlfriend when she was here.  We’ve since broken up and to send me a message she left them here when she left the last time.  ( ok already I know I’m ass ).  Being the cheeky monkey that I am I put an ad on craigslist to sell them because what the hell am I going to do with them ?  And they are too nice to toss.  They are just way more nice with a girl wearing them.  So as an experimental jokey thing I listed them on craigslist in the following manner hoping some young beautiful would stop by and earn them the fun way.

Platform Mule Pleasers Way High Stripper Heels

This listing is for Ladies Only….These heels were my Brazilian girlfriends. She only wore them in bed so they are in excellent almost new condition. 25$ or free depending on your negotiation style. Be a competitive kitty and take away a trophy.

• Location: 48th X Baseline
• it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Well as you might imagine this this is the first entry under the new category “Miss Adventures” things went sideways in a big big hurry.  First of all I received several emails but the honest to goodness women that answered the ad all wanted the shoes for their drag tranny friends. ( that’s not a special racing transmission for a dragster ) 

Just now I received an email from someone with the alluring name TifSouthJersey.  The first email was business-like enough.  “She” said she would like to buy the shoes.  I replied in an equally business-like fashion ” When do you want to stop in and buy them?”

The next email I received caused me to write this entire story. It consisted of this one composite photo with no text

Were you tricked by tranny ?  I wasn’t !

My response was “you can BUY them if you want” 

I may be a randy bugger but I’m not that randy!!!

So the moral of the story is its fun to watch the twists and turns.  One might think result “A” may occur but plan as you might result B, C, D ……. Infinity may occur.  In this case it was result number T.  T is for Tranny.