A MarketPlace of Ideas

Some internet banner ads are classics because they simply take things a little tooooo far.  I’m thinking they should try reviving King Tut with this stuff.  Think of all the time we could save if we could just interview the guy.   And Bill Clinton could indeed date the mummy.

MOSCOW (AP) - Seven women who had holed up in a cave for months other members of a Russian cult awaiting the end of the world emerged Friday night and were being treated by emergency workers, regional officials said. More than two dozen others remained behind but were expected to come out as early as Saturday, the governor’s office said. About 35 members of the Christian cult entered the cave near the village of Nikolskoye, 400 miles southeast of Moscow, in early November to await the end of the world, which they expected in May.

Would you be embarrassed when you emerged from the afore described cave?  I would be. Holing up in a cave waiting the end of the world in these circumstances is tin foil hat territory.

Liberals by and large make up the largest contingency in the man made global warming true believers.  Currently they are in a metaphoric cave awaiting global warming.  Just like the Russians who can see no real observable threat they are holed up.  Too bad it can not be a real cave.  The problem is they won’t be embarrassed.  They transfer their mania to something else. And we’ll have to listen to that too.  I wish we could dress them up in clown outfits.  It would so fitting.  When the guy in the clown outfit talks we would all know to take it only as entertainment fiction instead some scenario some putz’s still find plausible.

Remember the shoe bomber?  This is his hit single.

He’s angling for a VP slot in the Obama administration.  The ShooBama and Obama.  They’re trying to get Weezy for Secretary of state and Fred Sanford for secretary of de fence.  

If you have any black male friends then you know how much they hate being called Erkel.  BHO is just nerdy enough that he qualifies to be jabbed with this barb.  Its so damn funny.  Erkel the character was actually pretty cool.  Smart and nice.  Not some cad who was too cool for his shirt, his shirt….so cool it hurt…..you know what I mean?  Dress up Barack in an  Erkel outfit and with those BHO ears there you go….wildly funny stuff. Maybe you black males should consider being a little less cool and a little more like Erkel. 

I do not think the moon landing was staged and I am very sure the earth is not flat. I do however, think Al-Gore are a complete fraud.  But as always with Gore truth is an early casualty.  I am looking forward to the day that Al actually finds his manbearpig. You have to admit Al-Gore has achieved something…he has made the Nobel Peace Prize a laughing stock.  When Algore left office in 2001, his net worth was about 2 million dollars. His current net worth is over 100 million dollars.

Water vapor is the principle greenhouse gas. Every water vapor molecule absorbs four times as much IR energy from sunlight as every CO2 and there are 193 times as many water vapor molecules in air as there aer CO2’s. (3% of air is water vapor, but only 0.038% of air is CO2) The net heating effect of water vapor it 768 times that of CO2. Or, water vapor is responsible for 99.875% of all atmospheric heating. CO2 is utterly insignificant and man is minor source of it making only 3.22% of all CO2 every year.  The earth is actually cooling… since 1998. Even the ocean temperatures are getting cooler.   And a bunch of people with high powered degrees are about to be very embarrassed.  If this is global warming I’d sure hate to see it when the cycle reverses and we start to get global cooling.  Last week in a British Newspaper, the Times, there was an article quoting members of the IPCC who claim that the reason we had record cold on every continent this winter is because, you guessed it, Global Warming. I almost laughed myself unconscious reading it. Leave it to the propagandists preaching the religion of Global Warming to proclaim that its too cold because it is too warm.

I wonder why the earth warmed after the last Ice Age? Is it because whoolly mammoths refused to srop driving large cars 4×4s and insisted on budget flights? Or were they merely farting too much?

The AlGore-ithm has spoken with his peculiar stealth lisp.  What a goober!  We know AL Gore is a complete liar and a robust egomaniac. Remember this is all about Al Gore. If biting the heads of chickens would give him the adulation he craves, he would do it.   But although he is rather stupid he did invent the internet.  The part I find hardest to believe is that some people actually still believe this is not a money making scam. My favorite is the Koyoto Treaty. CO2 is bad except for places like China and India. Its kind of like having part of your swimming pool where it is okay to pee.

Here is An Inconvenient Truth:

HOUSE # 1: A 20-room mansion (not including 8 bathrooms) heated by natural gas. Add on a pool (and a pool house) and a separate guest house all heated by gas. In ONE MONTH ALONE this mansion consumes more energy than the average American household in an ENTIRE YEAR. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone (which last time we checked was a fossil fuel), this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home.

HOUSE # 2: This house incorporates every “green” feature current home construction can provide. The house contains 4 bedrooms and is nestled on arid high prairie in the American southwest. A central closet in the house holds geothermal heat pumps drawing ground water through pipes sunk 300 feet into the ground. The water heats the house in winter and cools it in summer. The system uses no fossil fuels (no oil or natural gas), and it consumes 25% of the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rainwater from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The collected water then irrigates the land surrounding the house.

HOUSE # 1 (20 room energy guzzling mansion) is Al Gore’’s.
HOUSE # 2 (model eco-friendly house) is on a ranch near Crawford, Texas & it is the home of President George W. Bush.

Al Gore wants to stifle the debate by saying their isn’t one. If he’s so sure, why isn’t he or the rest of the media willing to let us hear both sides.  They’re clearly not.  I have not seen the Great Global Warming Swindle played anywhere on USA television yet.  As we all know, CBS news, especially 60 Mins, has a long history of promoting the, ah, lies, oh!no no!, I mean the embellishments

You are lucky that the earth is NOT flat so you cannot see the children starving. I reject Algore’’s fraud. I do it for the children. Greenpeace’s budget is more than 200 million dollars per year. It is enough to feed 1 million children a year. Another case of liberals not putting their money where their mouth is.

But Al, if you think people that don’t buy into your B.S. are like flat-earthers, then I would have to say your view, that people are at the center of this, is more like Aristotles view of the heavens, with the earth and man as the center of the universe with it all whirling in a circle about us.  And if Al really thinks any skeptic is on the fringe, why do they need a 300 million dollar ad campaign?

If a man is shouting “Fire!” in a theater but stays in his seat and calmly eats popcorn, I’m going to finish the movie.  Meanwhile Al Gore and his church do not behave responsibly. 10,000 folks flying to Bali to discuss Global Warming. The Emperor Al Has No Clothes and I wish the Corpulent One would put them back on….and how does he find his twinkie when its tucked into a fat roll? 

Some people think “how can it hurt to employ environmentally friendly idea?”  The easy answer to this is for you to go live your life with these technologies. Please report back on your progress.  Include a budget that shows your living costs and time expenditures.  We’ll need all of them so you do not vignette out any off budget items like the extra time required to use the bus and the showers required afterwards to get the smell of loser off your skin.  The only reason humans are blamed for global warming is that nothing else on earth pays taxes.  Global Warming nuts remind me of the crazies that used to walk around wearing A-Frame billboards proclaiming the end of the world.  Controlling carbon is a politician’s dream.   Unfortunately its going to be a socialist nightmare for the rest of us.

You know the kind you give birth to after you eat 2 large cheese pizzas.  You sit there straining hoping for help from above to extricate you newly birthing food-baby.  Of course you might be the type that imagines it more as laying eggs.  Either one works.  Foodbaby, birdturd.  He’s one of them.  But he’s ooooh so senatorial. 

I carumba.  I do not like either of these guys. 

I wrote a short arty on what John McCain needs to do to be able to be B.H.O. ( Or Billary ) However after reading the transcript of his Europe speech I’m convinced he’s a hopeless case.  This guys just too in need of liberal approval to actually think for himself or dare to tell economic truth.  This guy is such an airbag senator.

One time he was on talk radio in Phoenix promoting the idea of internet censorship.   I called in and managed to get connected with him.  I told him that he’s an antique and needed to resign his senate seat to let someone else younger in.  His response?  bla bla bla bla bla.  I can’t really tell you.  It was that same motorized monotone drone you hear out of senators.  Like they only stop when its time to replace his jaws D-cells.  I know how he is going to get Osama Bin Laden. He’s going to bore him to death.

So I’m following up to John to say ” Please pick a really good conservative vice presidential candidate, get elected and then promptly start tanning everyday for 5 hours in mid day without sun block”

There are circuits everywhere.  When you see rivers on the ground.  You should stand and stare at it long enough until your minds eye sees the corresponding river in the sky.

To put it unpoetically a river big or small is powered by sunlight.  The water is evaporated in other locations and deposited upstream in the drainage basin of the river in question.  Thus there are rivers in the sky flowing all the water to put it in place for the river you as you contemplate it.  It happens at the average rate of flow in the river. 

The take away is that all things in the universe seem to have a closed loop cycle like this.  All things.   Thus one should always quickly consider the entire loop when thinking.  As surely as birth guarantees death the circuit will not be denied. 

An example of this is in countries where it is hard to layoff or fire someone it is also hard to hire them.  Resistance in any loop is manifest in the entire circuit.  Resistance anywhere in the circuit dims the bulbs light output.

And so it is that your life is by and large describable in mathematical terms. Whether you like it or not.

If you want some of these Yahoo McCain interview videos you’ll see the following:

1- he talks like a Senator:  meaning when asked a question he goes on and on in a monotone drone.  I saw a flicker of an actual native expression that he could use. Problem is he simply does NOT know when to stop talking!

On the question of is Barack ready to be president McCain is referred to BO’s phase: “McCain is a geniune American Hero who represents the politics of yesterday”….. To which McCain lets out a geniune laugh and says “That’s a pretty good line”…….but then he does not stop.  He starts talking like a senator again. SNOOZERS.

STOP after you say enough John. Just stop. You really must get some coaching on this. You really need it.

2- He talks like a Senator:  This guy is going to try to be Mr Collegial all the way to the White House.  There is a reason why senators are rarely elected president.  I’m seeing very clearly why!  In this regard B.O. has the advantage.  He has less time in the senate and thus is less senatorial ! 

Get with it John.  I do not want the Black Panthers setting national policy. They’re going to be if you do not win.

If you watch the 60 minutes show on sleep available on Yahoo  you will see many of my previous questions as to why I spontaneously lose weight in Brazil confirmed.  Takeaway points are

1- better able to metabolize sugars - feel less signals from the brain to eat

2- more alert ( duh )