Is short for "one breath of air" used to enter lower s-star rated crappers. With this one breath you try to enter said bathroom, apply ass gasket, do your business and exit before needing to take another breath. This is greatly facilitated by availability and use of a handicrapper.
Handicrapper is a portmanteau of Handicapped and Crapper and a play on the word handy ( in the sense of facile ). The wry sense of humor in the phrase comes in to play because it sounds like handicapped which is the real reason why the stall is larger. I have been a proponent of larger stalls everywhere for a long time now. This increased space makes manuevering easier to do. This should be the main and most significant issue ever raised by congress. Its just about a politicians mental speed limit. The larger size facilitates the one breath application of ass gasket, defecation and high speed exit of lower s-star rated bathrooms.
The s-star system rating system runs on a 1-5 star scale. 1 being the crappiest and 5 being "The Shit"
If you have ever been in a poorly maintained loo you may have seen a toilet with a chronic condition of scrapies. This is where the toilet goes spinning round making its mark on the toilet in a semi arc. Severity of the disease is rated as follows * Less than 1/4 turn : initial phases of the disease * Less than 1/2 turn : moderate secondary phase of scrappies. * Near full turn: Severe case of scrappies. Ass gasket are recommended when using this toilet.