Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Animation with Obama in his Islamic Yamika

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Obama Debt Star

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

 

 

Massive Group Think besets United States

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

This country is so screwed up that we cry like little babies being branded with a red hot poker when we hit a big gusher of an oil well. That is how bad the group think has gotten.   We are in the middle of an economic depression.  Call me old fashioned but I think its great. My only concern is how do we get more coming! It might help us claw our way out of the Obama economic depression!

It has required a little over a decade for the common man to finally figure out that celebrity sex tapes are not  stolen tapes but in reality a means of reviving and promoting the celebrities career.   How long will it take for them to figure out that a high volume oil well is a good thing?

All of this leads me to a conclusion:   You will know when we are ready to exit this depression when people jump for joy when oil is struck instead of reacting morosely like a battered manic depressive.

Al and Tipper Split up because of Bush

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

The split of course has nothing to do with George W. Bush.  The Gore marital problems obviously relate to continuing arguments over thermostat settings.

Imagining the Gore marriage:  Two  robots making love.

Liberal Wheel Twisters in frantically spinning after Djou Win in Hawaii

Sunday, May 23rd, 2010

DJou See dat ? 

Dear Leader Obama is not happy.  He asks that all you liberals go to your Dear Leader Obama Mantle-Shrines and give the tiny bama-diorama* prayer wheels a twist!  

*Bama Diorama is a registered trade mark of amarketplaceofideas.com.  Action figures sold separately.  Batteries not included.  Common sense accessory banned in the USA due to small contents of 'self-lead'.  You can find them for purchase in your local toy store right next to the Barbie Doll houses.

Charlie Crist to star in new Tarentino film ‘Dorito Orange’

Friday, May 21st, 2010

Tarentino is working on a sequel to Soylent Green.   It will be titled Dorito Orange.  The project is contingent upon being able to get Charlie Crist to play the lead.

Dorito Orange is people!

When the curtain falls down on Charlies political career Mitch Daniels will be standing by to say:   "Mitch thinks  – Time to get over Charlie Crist".  But at least Charlie will have his acting career to look forward to.  Not much a transition from paid liar to paid playactor.  So do not look for Charlie to fade away.  His tan does not allow fading.  It is some sort of weird Doritos orange that never fades. 

 

Charlie Crist will star in remake of Soylent Green.  The movie will be titled Dorito Orange.

Pennsylvania has ex-Spector-ated

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Mitch Daniels says "It is time to get over Arlen Specter"

…but the age of Reagan is timeless and in spite of Mitch Daniels ignorance.

Do not let the door hit you in the arse when you leave Arlen!

Pointing the finger is what Obama does best

Saturday, May 15th, 2010

Point the finger!  It is all Bushes fault.       Obama came out today and said "I am not responsible".   Who could disagree with that?  He pointed the finger at British Petroleum and Halliburton.  Meanwhile the hated oil leaks! 

Liberals want you to know they are perfect and if anything goes wrong the finger pointing begins.    Obama will not point the way to the future.  In the future Obama will be pointing! 

               What would you expect the perfect to do?  Blame it on themselves?  Well I do  not have to explain to you why that makes absolutely no sense at all.  

How many terms will Obama serve?

   Hey  Obama …..how many terms will you serve?   

An Atheists Prayer

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

Dear Lord please let these bailouts fail soon.  
 
My fellow humans are selling out their liberty for comfort promised by politicians  
 
delivered through use of a money bazooka. This provides results as  
 
cold and empty as a witches tit but yet they persist as any amount of suffering  
 
in the name of liberty has been decided to be too much.  
 
Thus I ask you dear lord to let these bail outs fail. Whether they be  
 
the USA, China or Europe. Visit corrections upon the markets and deliver us  
 
from market distortion. Let spendthrift governments collaborating in a cross  
 
border ponzi scheme fail and fall. Let gift of ability to smile in the face of adversity be  
 
returned to mankind. We know that is what it will take to get through this time  
 
without losing our freedom. In your truth you know that only the purgative  
 
of collapse will exorcise the spirit of ponzi and the politicians lust for borrowed money.  
 
And finally dear lord please spare the lives of millions when the bailouts  
 
fail and politicians cast about for means to stay in office begin to start wars.

Send in the Obama Clones – Main qualification for appointment is you are gay

Monday, May 10th, 2010

     

Two out of three of these "women" are gay with the highest probability.   If you disagree please go get your gaydar checked.

I do not ask a person their sexuality as a conditional for anything other than dating purposes.   I do however ask my president when he seems only able to appoint gay women to very important posts.

One Bull Dyke in the form of Janet Napolitano is acceptable. 

Two in the form of her and Sotomayor is pushing it on us a bit.  

Three in the form of the Obama Cloned gay women  Napolitano / Sotomayor / Kagan is humorous and representative of the type of faction politics our Dear Leader Obama practices.   Its a case of blatant pandering to one of the interest groups the democrat party dillies.  I expect that this is payback for waffling on the "do not ask to not tell" military policies.   The extent to which democrats practice pay off politics is galactic. 

Note to Obama:  Ann Coulter has a law degree.  Can anyone say supreme court?