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Do you have 22 inch chrome rims?   Do you have spinners on them?   Do you ghost ride the whip?

The new presidential limousine is going to arrive soon.   How hard will it be for Obama to resist ghost riding the presidential limousine?

School pranksters across the country are printing out fake license tags of their school principles or other unwitting victimss and taping them over their plates and speeding past cameras. Some are going as far as borrowing similar cars from friends to make it even more realistic. The said victim subsequently receives a traffic ticket in the mail. You can see the story here: Fake paper plates

I am really worried that someone will sit outside government buildings and take down license plates of the people who decided to put in these cameras then do this because it might become a big problem!   It could bring the whole camera system to its knees.   Since the United States only growth industry is government the bailout might collapse without government camera revenues.  

This could REALLY get out of hand legislators plate gifs get posted on the web.

Then there is the danger of people making their own cameras.

The following is a true story told to me by my father.  In my fathers neighborhood there was a guy who he thought would stop at nothing to make money during the depression.  It was said this man would fish out used rubbers at the sewer plant.  He would then wash them and place them on broom poles to dry them out .  When dry he would package them up and sell them. 

On a related note how do you recycle a condom?

A few saying during the 30’s went as follows: 

    Times are bad and we  have to jack off the dog to feed the cat

    Need a job? -  The fellow would say   YES YES!!   And the trickster would reply   They have jobs down at krogers picking fly shit out black pepper

    Or alternatively the trickster would reply   Down at the bakery stick your ass out the window yell double loaf

Tires for your car were hard enough to come by that tricksters would go to where there was a cliff by a road and place a tire on a rope next to the road.  When a person would stop to pick up the tire they would reel it in and laugh.

Milk was delivered on the porch of houses in that era.   Sometimes there would be milk thieves.    People would put crotan oil in it and you almost immediately start crapping.  If you drank the milk on the spot at the victims porch there would be a trail of crap back to your house.

So when people bandy about the idea we might be in or be going into an economic depression remember one thing.  It has to get much much worse before that is true.

This energy drink has the caffeine of 2 red bulls.  Very funny.  Looks exactly like World of Warcraft potion bottle.

Look in the desert! Its a toilet seat! No its hemorrhoid cushion!  Bedpan!

 Spaceport America concept drawing for Spaceport / Intergalactic Toilet Seat.

Paper ass-gasket anyone?  Could we be more inviting to aliens who want to come down here and take a huge crap on us?

If we build it,  they will crap.  

Maybe the Google Guys and their one world religion initiative can call down Stercules with this.

The translation of Obama’s name using simplified google translator is:

             奥巴马

Let’s learn a little chinese.  Let’s translate each character one by one to see if the chinese had any systematic way of cataloging their written ideas in this case. Here I go!

奥    …. abstruce     ( first choice was Austria…did not make sense )

巴    …. to hope for anxiously; to expect   ( first choice was Pakistan… did not make sense )

马    …. horse    …. I take this to mean a vehicle.  That which is carrying.

To sum it all up Obama in Chinese is equal to  THE CARRIER OF ABSTRUCE HOPE.

A good practical joke if you live in a dorm or have a roomate is the following.   Before your roomate gets up in the morning you arrange to set all the clocks in the house ahead by one hour.  Choose a time of year such that one hour ahead will still be light out or dark out depending on the time of year.  This is most likely to occur in mid summer - light or mid winter - dark.   Usually winter works best because people are more sleepy in the winter.

Your roomate will awake when their alarm goes off.  Seeing all the clocks in the house ahead they go about their normal routine.  When they get to school no one will be there!  Its been known to work however choose your victim wisely.

Ever think about Ghost Riders?  Why aren’t ghost riders enough?  Why do they have to be in the sky?  Like I wouldn’t be scared of a plain on ghost rider on the ground.   Although I would like to see that horse WildFire but don’t expect me to go run calling his name because we all know how that ends up.

As an American I am ashamed of how the USA used bureaucratic speed bumps to thwart the Concorde.   Now a new company is planning a supersonic transport aircraft.

What I want to know is the size of the carbon feety boots that this aircraft will have?   Al Gore will have to pray 10X times per day instead of 5 whilst pointed towards the north pole for penance of using one of these.

I made the mistake of going to the post office today forgetting it was Columbus day.  As you know any holiday a normal worker must work a government workers has off.   Thus I walked in the antechamber of the post office only to see the locked doors of the working area. 

I can hear you thinking well gee postal workers are not government workers.  If that is so why is it they get to have their very own social security system apart from ours? When a normal business can do that I’ll believe they are not part of the government.

I hearby am making a proclaimation.  When it comes to the government the workers do very little work.  Thus I suggest we must remove the work from worker and from now on call them government ers.