Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe

Tuesday, February 10th, 2015

A Mathematician, a Biologist and a Physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.

The Physicist: "The measurement wasn't accurate.".
The Biologist: "They have reproduced".
The Mathematician: "If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again."

Jerry Seinfeld Interview: How to Write a Joke – The poptart joke

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2014

Do you want to be pampered? It depends!

Sunday, February 3rd, 2013

Pampers, depends.  At least it is original.

( Was written in collaboration with Colonel Cobb )