Is short for "one breath of air" used to enter lower s-star rated crappers. With this one breath you try to enter said bathroom, apply ass gasket, do your business and exit before needing to take another breath. This is greatly facilitated by availability and use of a handicrapper.
Handicrapper is a portmanteau of Handicapped and Crapper and a play on the word handy ( in the sense of facile ). The wry sense of humor in the phrase comes in to play because it sounds like handicapped which is the real reason why the stall is larger. I have been a proponent of larger stalls everywhere for a long time now. This increased space makes manuevering easier to do. This should be the main and most significant issue ever raised by congress. Its just about a politicians mental speed limit. The larger size facilitates the one breath application of Read more…
The s-star system rating system runs on a 1-5 star scale. 1 being the crappiest and 5 being "The Shit"
This is the paper butt protector available in 3 s-star or better restrooms.
If you have ever been in a poorly maintained loo you may have seen a toilet with a chronic condition of scrapies. This is where the toilet goes spinning round making its mark on the toilet in a semi arc. Severity of the disease is rated as follows * Less than 1/4 turn : initial phases of the disease * Less than 1/2 turn : moderate secondary phase of scrappies. * Near full turn: Severe case of scrappies. Ass gasket are recommended when using this toilet.
First invented by Don Z. and in its first form had the following description: There are too many people. We ought to have a lottery where you have a 50% chance of drawing the short straw. If you draw it….you are offed. —Don Z ( 2007) Its certain the environmental movement holds this concept in its core ideas.
This is a person with their head so far up their ass that it alters their fundamental topology. When their colons are sufficiently clean they can see the roots of their soul. Abreviated as HMS. It more acute cases the person has feces for brains. See mobius strip for more detailed treatment of this subject. Summary of the topology shown below:
Not into politics? You too can become a Human Mobius Strip with the Up Periscope Anal Self Exploration kit. Some liberals have actually reported seeing their brains while on self exploration missions. This pirate looks overjoyed to be the fuzzy captains hat spokes-model
TAS an abbreviation for Tattered Asshole Syndrome. This is a real risk for working in the porn industry for women and gay men. It is also a metaphoric risk for us living in societies dominated by Lawyer-Politicians. Not to be confused with Instant Asshole Syndrome.
I have a website that has 3000 unique users visit per day. In order to support that traffic I pay for enough guaranteed server horsepower from DreamHost so the user does not have to wait. The problem with that is that totals up to about 80 US dollars per month. Uh but google adsense revenue is about 45 US Dollar per month leaving a deficit of about 35 dollars per month. If you think you are going to make money using a 10 dollar per month cheapy plan I think you better think again. Your server will not be available at Read more…