Useful Thoughts and Actions Taken

  I once took an comedy improvisation class with Melanie Chartoff. ( her website)    She played the sexy nasty principle Grace Musso on Parker Lewis Can’t Lose. ( I had a secret little boner for her when she was on that show )  She was on Seinfeld a few times too.  Before I went there to take the class in Santa Monica I was afraid that everyone would think I stupid and and laugh at me. But then I thought    “Wait ….. its comedy……they are supposed to laugh at me”   I then realized that I should try to be more stupid not less. Read more…

My neighbor has a new toy that consists of magnetic links and ball bearings. Just spent a couple of hours eating Bacon Avocado and Tomato sandwiches (BAT’s) and building this and thats

I will send it in a sluice. 

A few posts back I explained that I am selling off as many of my things as I can stand to part with.  Among these things are these stripper heels that I bought for my Brazilian girlfriend when she was here.  We’ve since broken up and to send me a message she left them here when she left the last time.  ( ok already I know I’m ass ).  Being the cheeky monkey that I am I put an ad on craigslist to sell them because what the hell am I going to do with them ?  And they are too Read more…

I have had this cute little wind up robot sitting on my desk here for a long time.  I think I found it sitting on my first cars seat in the 80’s when a friends kid must have left it there.  I never was really sure.  Every time I try to dispatch him he keeps finding away to save himself.  His latest scheme is to become a social climber.  He wants to be photographed on the desk of someone famous.  If you know someone famous won’t you please help?  He wants this person to be someone more famous than the mayor Read more…

The cause of this chiasmatic title is here:  http://elasticdog.com/2004/09/optimal-title/ All my google indexed blog entries are the same because wordpress puts the tagline first. Great…so every entry looks like this:  site:amarketplaceofideas.com DUM eh ?  Now that has been fixed and can percolate through googles database.  The Google entries will look as follows: PostingTitle | WebSite TagLine However since the Google title of the snippet is short it will cut off the tagline in all but the shortest of titles.

 When I was in high school my best friend's little brother and his friend and I hung out also. Both John and Jeff were into the art classes and did various paintings, carvings and drawings. They were demented smokers of the horkachorky. One winterish day John Ady Whitehouse and I were out on a snowy road in Ohio and he started digging in the area just off the road. After a bit he really started to look like a dog with all the debri shooting between his legs just the same way it appears when a dog vigorously digs a hole.  He found Read more…

I’m currently executing Operation Big Flush.  I need to be out of the condo I rent by the end of July and I have accumulated alot of stuff over the years.  I want to be light an mobile. Thus I made the first step to sell off anything I can that is not necessary or does not have sentimental value.  After reviewing even stuff I used to think had sentimental value doesn’t really in most cases. Thus I find myself digging in drawers, (not underpants ….drawers ) and tossing a bunch of stuff.   In among all the flotsam and toe Read more…

I’m confused, what did that Genii want groomed ?