Physics
Heuristic method of understanding the shapes of hydrogen atom electron orbitals
Occurred to me while riding a bike
Environment
Global Warming is about to be Y2K-Od
Global Warming is going the way of Y2K and the Ozone Hole.I'm bored. New scare please. Take this one back…it is boring and does not match my shoes. My shoes do not match my fashionable virtues and thus the whole outfit must be trashed for next weeks high fashion adopt Read more…
Brazil
Popeye the Sayler Man
The origin of Saler man is when I was talking to a Brazilian friend whose English is very good if you consider he has never been to an English speaking country. He tried to say a person was a salesman. "He is a Saylor-Man" was how it came out. Ever Read more…
Health-Fitness
Adult Koolaid made of Jasmine Tea Sunny Delight and Cranberry Juice
Ever notice you want your cup of coffee everyday? Think its because you like the taste? Think again. I was on a habit of 1 strong cup of coffee everyday for quite some time. At some point I started drinking alot of green tea. At some later point I realized Read more…
Environment
Global Warming Challenge Part II : Subsidy of Carbon Usage if World Temperatures fall
Referencing Solar Activity Diminishes; Researchers Predict Another Ice Age I put forward part II of the global warming challenge Global Warming Challenge Part I consisted of my challenge to coastal property owning liberals and global warming adherents. I proposed me buying their land at 10% market value since global warming guarantees Read more…
Brazil
Brazilian Rubbing Alcohol is Ethanol and smells like caramel
You can buy ethanol alcohol very cheaply in Brazil. It is very cheap. It is very concentrated and people use it to start their barbeque grills. I like it because when you rub it on your skin it smells faintly of caramel. Also the part that absorbs into your body is Read more…
Psychology
Carrie and the Retarded Rapist
I had a female roomate once. Carrie was an extremely fun and interesting person. She told the story once of an attempted rape. She was working at a summer camp and was riding her bike to town. The camp was in rural Illinois. She was riding along and man grabbed her Read more…
Legends
Johnny No Face
Johnny No-Face was a legend in and around the area of my home town in eastern Ohio. The story was that as a child he was flying a kite with wet string and it came down on top of some power lines. The power surged up the string and blew his face Read more…
Funny
The funniest monsters – Mummies and Frankenstein
I’m not sure which is funnier mummies or Frankenstein. Have you ever been on the phone were your friend is talking endlessly? You’re obliged to give the acknowledgement sound to puncuate the end of each sub-idea. Uh-huh. They just keep going mm mmmm. And you keep uh huhing. After a while Read more…
Funny
Latka Gravas ID Photos
Every time I try to get an identification photo I end up trying to make sure my eyes are open when they click the button. That leads inevitably to the Latka Gravas super wide open eyes look and some serious laughter. When I look at my photo most of Read more…