I read this article:  Global Warming Causes Pirate Population Decrease The central hypothesis is that we have noticed that as the world has become more industrialized the number of pirates has indeed dropped dramatically.  The chart is clear. The evidence is irrefutable. The scientist (almost) all agree Pirate populations have suffered.  Global warming may not be the cause but should we take the risk of waiting for more research?  4 out of 5 pirates who chew gum agree.  Not only that Pirate demographics clearly show they prefer Pepsi over Coke in blind taste tests.  Save the blind Pirates!  Fight global warming.  Don’t forget to bury gold in secret locations all over the world and mark the spot with a great big red X. Google Labs Pirates Versus Global Temperature Graph


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