Loaded Gun – Jim Webb’s Aid busted for Carrying Loaded Pistol

Jim Webb appears a bit deranged to me.  Him or his associates would not be the people I would be comfortable around.  Webb is a low class kind of guy.  He can’t even muster the composure to be polite to the president while dissagreeing.

Mr. Webb fantasizes about molesting boys.  Writing a book with such contents pretty much man-dates that he does this.  I wrote some erotic tales to an internet girlfriend once.  In order to do a good job you have to put yourself squarely in the center of your mental action.  So Mr. Webb likes thinking about little boys and appears to be a rage-o-holic.  Not to mention he has red hair.  I’ve never been comfortable around raging carrot tops.  I feel the impulse to beat them like red headed step children. 

In any event his aid got popped for a loaded gun.  I’m pro 2nd amendment as you might guess but I suppose I have second thoughts when it comes to Honorary Scout Leader Webb.  I wonder if he’s a member of NAMBLA?  His favorite snack is certainly BoyScout-Butt-Stuffers. 

Excerpted from Arty: The weapon was revealed when the aide went through an X-ray machine at an entrance of the Russell Senate Office Building, said police spokeswoman Schneider. She said the man had a loaded pistol with two additional loaded magazines.

…………I’d like to know if they saw anything strange inhabiting Webbs arse when he went through the X-ray machine??? Hamster habitrail ?  butt-plug?  coke bottle ? light bulb? ( compact florescent of course, he’s a democrat )

Nambl’in Man – ( to the tune of Ramblin Man)

Carrot top Jimmy Web drives a Rambla

All sweaty and smelly he picks up lil boys 

On his way to the monthly meeting of Nambla

….Oh well I’m not very good at this.  Maybe a better tune would be “Little Nash Nambler was RIGHT be-HIND”