Useful Thoughts and Actions Taken

I will send it in a sluice. 

 When I was in high school my best friend's little brother and his friend and I hung out also. Both John and Jeff were into the art classes and did various paintings, carvings and drawings. They were demented smokers of the horkachorky. One winterish day John Ady Whitehouse and I were out on a snowy road in Ohio and he started digging in the area just off the road. After a bit he really started to look like a dog with all the debri shooting between his legs just the same way it appears when a dog vigorously digs a hole.  He found bottle after bottle.  There must have been a trash dump of one type or another at one point.  He gave me this bottle. I thought it was pretty cool. Mostly because he had devined a pattern. Although on the surface you did not see any trash once you went down a bit you hit a mother load of antigue bottles.  Its when you hit on patterns like this that you can strike a vein of gold.

Later he carved a replica of his thumb and attached a cork so as to make a stopper for the bottle.  Yeah it's a little wacked out but then my friends in high school always were.

Much Much later I can't really say when Jeff P. Carved the pipe you see on the left.  I think now that I've told you this story you can guess what went in that bottle.

I'm currently executing Operation Big Flush.  I need to be out of the condo I rent by the end of July and I have accumulated alot of stuff over the years.  I want to be light an mobile. Thus I made the first step to sell off anything I can that is not necessary or does not have sentimental value.  After reviewing even stuff I used to think had sentimental value doesn't really in most cases.

Thus I find myself digging in drawers and tossing a bunch of stuff.

I'm confused, what did that Genii want groomed ?

Harry Canary – A Bird of great intellect, imagination and coiffure

I have been trying for some time to find out where he gets his hair done!

This alligator is nut free

Since I have not found the term via Google anywhere on the internet I feel compelled to impart this legendary story onwards to the suceeding generations.

Some friends by the name of Dana Henderson and John Holman used to love to perpetrate the following joke.  Dana would crap into a brown paper bag then offer it as "Alligator Fudge" to people.  If you were unlucky enough to take the bag and open it you would be hit with a malodorous wiff of fudge.

This is a plastic ruler from the 1970's that I found in some of my junk.  Mmmm….Is it InnUendo?  I'm not sure how measuring myself will help congresses test scores and I am going to need one longer than 6 inches.