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If you believe in MMGW Global Warming why are you not living as the Amish?-Global Warming Challenge Part 4

Calling all true berobed global warming believers…..I hereby will issue part 4 of The Great Global Warming Challenge! If you are a true believer and think we should burn less fossil fuel then prove your point. Since you are a lefty you believe in freedom right?  Well of course! You are an enlightened individual who would never think of coercing anyone!  Ok then.  Prove your belief in the global warming!  Go and live with the Amish.  They run around with horse and buggy.  There are few people on the planet with carbon feet smaller than them!  But do not forget what Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Never Break up with her on the Way There

I watched a TV show called Air Emergencies last night.  This particular show detailed the story of how an Egyptian Air pilot dove and airplane into the sea killing everyone on board and destroying the artwork of technology that is a Boeing 767. Investigators learned that  Gameel Al-Batouti was supposedly reprimanded for inappropriate behavior with female guests at the hotel pennsylvania , a New York City hotel often used by EgyptAir crews. Hatem Roushdy, an EgyptAir official said to be responsible for the alleged reprimand was a passenger on Flight 990. The details of the reprimand included the removal of Gameel Al-Batouti's privilege of Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

George Carlin has negative patient care outcome

George Carlin died.  I really liked this guys humor in spite some of it having that populist socialist bent.  He is in the balloon room in heaven now. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? Let me tell you about endangered species, all right?  Saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature.  It’s arrogant meddling.  It’s what got us in trouble in the first place.  Doesn’t anybody understand that?  Interfering with nature.  Over 90%, way over 90% of all the species that have ever lived on this planet, ever lived, Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

The Simple Greens will all soon be eating with Mortons Fork

By not drilling enough in the USA we have shipped alot greenbacks out of the country.  This has in turn led to a weaker dollar.  A weaker dollar makes exports of manufactured goods grow.  Of course this results in more manufacturing activity in the USA. We have quite a bit of oil here in the USA that we are not touching.  By drilling for it we could vastly improve our balance of trade.  If we did this our dollar would strengthen markedly. Thus the simple green are going to be given a Mortons Fork soon. Between the devil and the deep blue sea the Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Proof by Contradiction – An essential tool of deduction for every man

Summary:  If a ridiculous Bee implies an impossible See, an impossible See implies your Bee is ridiculous.   Thus Don’t Bee ridiculous. Proof by contradiction is an essential tool of thought that everyone should know.  However it is quite evident to me most people do no know it.  Let me see if I can explain it. Steps: -1- assume an item to be true.  You usually suspect it to be false and use the method to prove it. -2- follow the logical results of this assumption to an absurd conclusion -3- since the logical result is absurd the assumption must be false. You can negate Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

One Breath

Is short for "one breath of air" used to enter lower s-star rated crappers.  With this one breath you try to enter said bathroom, apply ass gasket, do your business and exit before needing to take another breath.  This is greatly facilitated by availability and use of a handicrapper.

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Handicrapper

Handicrapper is a portmanteau of Handicapped and Crapper and a play on the word handy ( in the sense of facile ). The wry sense of humor in the phrase comes in to play because it sounds like handicapped which is the real reason why the stall is larger. I have been a proponent of larger stalls everywhere for a long time now.  This increased space makes manuevering easier to do.    This should be the main and most significant issue ever raised by congress. Its just about a politicians mental speed limit.     The larger size facilitates the one breath application of Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago