Trees Do NOT remove CO2 From the Atmosphere on Net – No Sequestration Results! Decay Growth Equalibrium

Trees do not sequester CO2, they merely store it until they fall down and rot. Rot being a slow burn it re-releases the CO2. Thus any tree sequestration schemes are a scam. Some may argue that the rot is very slow.  I disagree with this however even this does not make any difference.  While rot may occur at a different rate than growth it does not matter. The reason being that the pile of composting felled trees merely builds up to such a height that equalibrium is eventually reached. Thus:     decay rate CO2 production  == tree growth CO2 removal rate   You Read more…

Gore Will Run – Pass Out – The Earth Day Arm Bands

Al Gore the brain dead inventor of the internet and primary shyster-huckster of MMGW is assembling a shadow campaign team to run for president.  He is planning on announcing at some later date that the ground swell of enthusiasm is so great that he can not say no.  He will also say he is humbled and complimented by such enthusiasm for his candidacy.  ( or was that idiocy ? )    This guy is out there baby !   Nobody can say he doesn’t believe in recycling, all you MMGW fanatics can re-use NAZI armbands!  MMGW uber alles! The only difference between this little Read more…

Internet Diversion UFO’s RFB FBI Our Free Society has Full Employment due to its Imagination

This is the story of a typical internet diversion.   I clicked up the DrudgeReport.com and read a story about Richard Gere giving a bollywood star a kiss on the cheek and the ensuing effigies of him being burnt.   Was he trying to dispel the gerbil rumors?  After reading of the peck on the check ( that’s peck not pecker…otherwise I could understand the riots ) I wondered how old is Richard Gere?  Thus I went to his wikipedia entry and found he’s about 58.  Upon backing out I saw another entry in the google list and clicked in.  There I read Read more…

Ann Coulter and Jimmy J.J. Walker

Exerpted Arty:Here  Rather, it was conservative mouthpiece Ann Coulter getting all the stares, given the fact that she was on the unlikely arm of comedian Jimmie Walker, who played J.J. Evans on the 1970s TV sitcom “Good Times.” Suddenly, veteran actor John Amos strolled past the couple. “Oh, my God, there’s your father,” Miss Coulter shrieked,referring to Mr. Amos having played James Evans Sr. on the show. LeVar Burton, star of the groundbreaking TV miniseries “Roots,” noticed Miss Coulter with Mr. Walker, and gave the comedian a bit of lip for escorting the right-wing pundit, one observer tells Inside the Beltway. …….I guess Read more…

A Brief Tour of the JavaScripts Used with WordPress Web Log Blog

Take the details in the following to be questionable. Its the result of a cursory dissection of the mechanics behind the web interface of wordpress blogging software.   As I divine more details I’ll update this. fat.js – Fade Any Thing tw-sack.js – Sack of Ajax ( asynchronous javascript )-  Detailed break down of functions and interface  appears to a library of functions that allows the editor to work. dbx.js – Docking Boxes  – has a demo on the left side of the page.  Used for the boxes that expand and contract to give you a control panel of sorts.  Demo page has a drag and drop image matching Read more…

BAT LOW Text Page to Cell Phones is Simple Humor for Simple Mind

The BAT LOW trick is one that sometimes works with less than sophisticated users.  Simply send a text page to your friends cell phone with the subject in capital letters  BAT LOW.  Then if you are creative you can put a suggestion that they connect the charger to their cell phone.  I know I know I’ve already been accused of having the maturity of a 12 year old boy.  I take that as a compliment after all my name is Easa Lee A. Mused.  An very helpful feature to add to this prank it to make the email appear like it came Read more…

Learning Portuguese: Another Language Learning Trick

I like to listen to music in attempts to learn the rythm of word / sentence pronounciation.  Music is naturally very rythmic and the natural tendency to hum the music is a painless way to get the repetition required to memorize words and pronounciation.  Have you ever noticed how singers whom English is a second language seem to do so well speaking English?   You can listen to Brazilian Radio Stations by going to this page.  This is part of how I’ve learned portuguese. Or Download and listen to some original Brazilian music here

Book Review-Feynman Lectures on Physics-INDESPENSIBLE

  For those of you who enjoy physics this is a must have.  Its one of the most fun reads ever.  Not so many equations and a WHOLE LOT of understanding.  ( Feynman is on my favorite jew list ).  For you posers who believe in MMGW read all 3 volumes of the Feynman lectures on physics then come back and talk to me.  I still won't believe in MMGW, and you won't either.  When I originally bought my 3 volume set in 1994 they cost 100 USD per book.  Now you can get some of the paperback 3 volume sets Read more…

Family Practice Game: Automatons grab OPC for their Website(Other Peoples Content)-Hilarity Ensues

Some websters must be automatically grabbing arty’s with keywords and stuffing an exerpt into their website with the purpose of grabbing more traffic.  Here is an example: http://familypracticeblogs.info/spot-the-hooker-a-game-the-whole-family-can-play/ This I found today only 1 day after writing the original article here: http://www.amarketplaceofideas.com/spot-the-hooker-a-game-the-whole-family-can-play.htm So they detected the keywords “whole family” “game” or whatever combination of words from the original and placed it up on their FAMILY PRACTICE blog.  This blog appears to be a big google ad syndicator site for all things in the family practice theme. Thus they are now promoting the great game of spot the hooker to the family crowd.  I Read more…