Proposed New Mexico Spaceport looks like toilet seat

Look in the desert! Its a toilet seat! No its hemorrhoid cushion!  Bedpan!

 Spaceport America concept drawing for Spaceport / Intergalactic Toilet Seat.

Paper ass-gasket anyone?  Could we be more inviting to aliens who want to come down here and take a huge crap on us?

If we build it,  they will crap.  

Maybe the Google Guys and their one world religion initiative can call down Stercules with this.