Funny

Once upon a time there were 2 enterprising young NASA scientists.   They wanted to see mankind go to Mars and to make a name for themselves.  They hit upon the idea of recycling human waste into meat.  

While NASA originally  called them 'tube steak' they later settled on the name Space Steaks(tm).  

NASA's top secret process is as follows:

The first step is to cook the bacteria, killing them, and to extract their proteins via separation techniques according to Yahoo News.  The meat mixture travels to a "reaction enhancer" (likely a chemical reactor of some sort) where it turns into a textured "meat" and is then extrude through an "exploder".

Note it is made by mixing the excrement with soy.  This is because it improves the taste of the soy.   Some people have worried about mad human disease is otherwise known as creutzfelt-jakobs as a result of this.  But that is a prion disease and prions only exist in nerve tissue. So unless people are crapping their brains out that shouldn't be a concern.  Now available in family restaurants across the country.   Order Moon Carrots(tm) with them.  This tasty bacterial protein food product will be sold next to the Space Food Snacks in your local grocery.   We look forward to seeing Space Steak ™ eating grins on everyones faces!  So hit your local ATM and eat Space Steaks(tm)!

Addendum

Our Space Steak product was not the hit we thought it would be.  The only customers were 2 girls who ate only 1 cups worth.

A friend of mine created the following piece of art after being accosted at the Canfield Ohio Fair for taking random photographs.  He then entered it in the art contest at that very same fair.   This left John Vogrin stinging. 

The full story here

Fun facts about HooJanx Uber Mime

• The talking mime – Stutters when not telling the truth "ma ma ma ma mimes are th th th the ba ba ba ba best!"
• He mimes up an imaginary wall to thwart enemies trailing him.  For his super powers to work he has to go silent.  Turbo mime mode.
• All his emails are mime encoded.
• What kind of mime can speak?  An uber mime can.
• Mimelaid laid down to make pursuing vehicles spin out. 
• He was abducted by imaginary space aliens who probed him with their imaginary gazoo.  Now when he farts it makes the sound of a slide whistle.   This is his achilles heal.  Except it is in his butt.

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I keep trying to read it but it still does not make sense.

Better yet would be a plug in that allowed me ability to select what banner graphic would be displayed at the top.  Obviously this would be the "funny" category banner.