Funny

Once upon a time little ole Oprah skipped to my lou into a high end Les Trois Pommes store to look at purses.  She looked at the ones out on the stands and thought "Oh my these are lovely!".  But then she saw the ones in the display case and thought Read more…

    They say correllation is not causation but I have found that 50% of the time elevator farts get me high. The other 50% of the time they bring me down. Elevator farts get you high. Correllation is not causation.   Links Cafe Press Account

Office tip of the day: Get one of those inflatable wavy-arm air-blowing things you see advertising stuff in a life sized version of you.  Then fire it up at the office to give the illusion of furious activity.   This idea supersedes the kinko's printed lifesized cardboard cutout that rests Read more…

Internet relationship providings

Once upon a time there were 2 enterprising young NASA scientists.   They wanted to see mankind go to Mars and to make a name for themselves.  They hit upon the idea of recycling human waste into meat.   While NASA originally  called them 'tube steak' they later settled on the name Space Read more…