Times so hard a guy has to resort to selling keys off of his keyboard
I recently bought a laptop. I got a really good deal because the keyboard was missing 1 key. Otherwise the machine is great. Thus I found myself looking on ebay for a replacement F5 key. Now I have heard of jacking off the dog to feed the cat but this is possibly worse. Will the internet wink out if too many keys from too many keyboards?
Click on the image to go to the auction to track the auction real time.
Business
Video: The Story of the Graphing Calculator
It is a nerds nurd story. Some parts are hilarious and most situations are recognizable as straight out of the land of Dilbert. What you will find is Mr Ron Avitzur is not from the land of group think. I like and practice his philosophy of "I live simply"
It's midnight. I've been working sixteen hours a day, seven days a week. I'm not being paid. In fact, my project was canceled six months ago, so I'm evading security, sneaking into Apple Computer's main offices in the heart of Silicon Valley, doing clandestine volunteer work for an eight-billion-dollar corporation.
What is the graphing calculator software?
Funny
Asian Hus on First
The characters
- President Hu
- Leutenant Hung
- General Lee
- Secretary Wee
- Ambassador Ho
- Planner Wa
- Janitor Hee
Two americans spies have bugged the Chinese government meeting room. The president and some of his staff are in the meeting room discussing top secret topics.
Flynt: Is that Hu speaking?
Smart: Wa
Flynt: Is that Hu speaking?
Smart: Wa
Flynt: I really want to know who is speaking
Smart: Wa
Another one of the principles has his turn on the soap box
Flynt: Is he hung?
Smart: How am I supposed to know?
Flynt: Because of his voice!
Funny
Video: The Clompening
Mr Goatee is too cute for words. Don't mess with the goat. Don't mess with the goat!
Antique-Slang
Hard times – Jacking off the dog to feed the cat
Since we are in the depression of 2008 it is time to recycle a phrase used during the great depression of the 1930's. When people are really stretched financially they are said to be doing the following:
Jack off the dog to feed the cat
Brazil
How to put your computer in safe mode
Every time I take a trip here in Brazil I put my computer in the safe.. I call it "safe mode".