McCain would like to see man on Mars…

My obvious reply " is there any way we can send him??? "  It would be a minimum of 16 months he would be gone. Obvious followup #1: Can he take Barack and Michelle with him?  Michelles tin foil hat will surely ward off cosmic rays Obvious followup #2: Better take Hillary too!  I can see her hitting the big red self-destruct button at NASA.  Mmmm…that gives me an idea. The confluence of mars mission crewmember list and Staples big read easy button makes it a no brainer to design the mission self destruct button.