Useful Thoughts and Actions Taken

Handicrapper is a portmanteau of Handicapped and Crapper and a play on the word handy ( in the sense of facile ). The wry sense of humor in the phrase comes in to play because it sounds like handicapped which is the real reason why the stall is larger. I have been a proponent of larger stalls everywhere for a long time now.  This increased space makes manuevering easier to do.    This should be the main and most significant issue ever raised by congress. Its just about a politicians mental speed limit.     The larger size facilitates the one breath application of ass gasket, defecation and high speed exit of lower s-star rated bathrooms.

The s-star system rating system runs on a 1-5 star scale. 1 being the crappiest and 5 being "The Shit"

If you have ever been in a poorly maintained loo you may have seen a toilet with a chronic condition of scrapies.  This is where the toilet goes spinning round making its mark on the toilet in a semi arc.  Severity of the disease is rated as follows * Less than 1/4 turn : initial phases of the disease * Less than 1/2 turn : moderate secondary phase of scrappies. * Near full turn:  Severe case of scrappies.  Ass gasket are recommended when using this toilet.

Not into politics?  You too can become a Human Mobius Strip with the Up Periscope Anal Self Exploration kit.   Some liberals have actually reported seeing their brains while on self exploration missions.

This pirate looks overjoyed to be the fuzzy captains hat spokes-model

TAS an abbreviation for Tattered Asshole Syndrome.  This is a real risk for working in the porn industry for women and gay men. It is also a metaphoric risk for us living in societies dominated by Lawyer-Politicians.

Not to be confused with Instant Asshole Syndrome. 

I have a friend Mark who dated a depressive girl for a while. She grabbed a photo off of the net and did the artwork and emailed it to him with the caption written beneath the photo. He forwarded the email to me as it was quite freudian and funny. Signs of failure abound in this artwork.  First of all this knight is up to his knees in water. Not a good thing when you are wearing iron. The worst part is you sink and drown if you fall. Secondly and more germaine is you rust. I knew her so it was likely she sensed the relationship was a temporary one at best. Of course cutting and pasting in the face is more than a little comical also. 

Her words were "My knight in shining armor …..or not."