Funny
Deracified term: Chimp Out
I am hereby deracifying the term chimp out. It applys to all races when upset and angry. Humor factor too high to ignore. Must be used.
I am hereby deracifying the term chimp out. It applys to all races when upset and angry. Humor factor too high to ignore. Must be used.
Various racist sites on the internet use some hilarious terms that can be used in context of all races. Thus I hereby for my usage deracify the term sheboon. Sheboon refers to obese black women with the thunder thighs preferably Read more…
I am expressing what is more than a logical conclusion about the USA when I say that USA is risking economic collapse. When I was returning to the USA on American Airlines I talked to several americans. When we got Read more…
Is short for "one breath of air" used to enter lower s-star rated crappers. With this one breath you try to enter said bathroom, apply ass gasket, do your business and exit before needing to take another breath. This is Read more…
Handicrapper is a portmanteau of Handicapped and Crapper and a play on the word handy ( in the sense of facile ). The wry sense of humor in the phrase comes in to play because it sounds like handicapped which Read more…
The s-star system rating system runs on a 1-5 star scale. 1 being the crappiest and 5 being "The Shit"
This is the paper butt protector available in 3 s-star or better restrooms.
If you have ever been in a poorly maintained loo you may have seen a toilet with a chronic condition of scrapies. This is where the toilet goes spinning round making its mark on the toilet in a semi arc. Read more…
If you watch politics any amount it is evident that most if not all politicians are in politics because they want money and power. Their misplaced egos are on parade every day of the week for those who bother to Read more…
First invented by Don Z. and in its first form had the following description: There are too many people. We ought to have a lottery where you have a 50% chance of drawing the short straw. If you draw it….you are Read more…