Useful Thoughts and Actions Taken

Popeye the Sayler Man

The origin of Saler man is when I was talking to a Brazilian friend whose English is very good if you consider he has never been to an English speaking country.  He tried to say a person was a salesman.  "He is a Saylor-Man" was how it came out.  Ever since then I call salesmen sailor men. On a side note we were driving down a highway in Brazil and we drove past an attractive young lady selling her body to people by the side of the highway.  He saw here and said "she’s a road horse"…which was pretty funny considering Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Great Conversions: I now believe in Global Warming, Save the Blind Pirates!

I read this article:  Global Warming Causes Pirate Population Decrease The central hypothesis is that we have noticed that as the world has become more industrialized the number of pirates has indeed dropped dramatically.  The chart is clear. The evidence is irrefutable. The scientist (almost) all agree Pirate populations have suffered.  Global warming may not be the cause but should we take the risk of waiting for more research?  4 out of 5 pirates who chew gum agree.  Not only that Pirate demographics clearly show they prefer Pepsi over Coke in blind taste tests.  Save the blind Pirates!  Fight global warming.  Don’t forget to Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Adult Koolaid made of Jasmine Tea Sunny Delight and Cranberry Juice

Ever notice you want your cup of coffee everyday? Think its because you like the taste? Think again. I was on a habit of 1 strong cup of coffee everyday for quite some time.  At some point I started drinking alot of green tea. At some later point I realized that that I had forgotten to have a cup of coffee for everyday in the last 6 weeks.  Your body has subliminal habits ingrained more deeply than you possibly know. Thus if you want to stop your coffee habit first substitute a tea based caffeine habit.  The best recipe for flavor Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Global Warming Challenge Part II : Subsidy of Carbon Usage if World Temperatures fall

Referencing Solar Activity Diminishes; Researchers Predict Another Ice Age I put forward part II of the global warming challenge Global Warming Challenge Part I  consisted of my challenge to coastal property owning liberals and global warming adherents.  I proposed me buying their land at 10% market value since global warming guarantees their land to be swamped by rising sea levels very shortly. Global Warming Challenge Part II : The liberal adherents of the new religion MMGW say that we should all be compelled to pay taxes to help prevent man made global warming.   Now it appears solar activity is tailing off for Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Please Senator McCain be more concise and no so damned senatorial

Every time I watch McCain speak I want to yell this point blank into his ears!  People say the guy is funny.  Damn. He’s doing a real good job hiding it.  All I get is "This campaign will be civil"…..and then he blathers on about sometime to no end and little distinction between the body and the punch line.  Some body take this guy aside and have a talk with the Senator.   You need to have a de-senatorialization pronto!

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Brazilian Rubbing Alcohol is Ethanol and smells like caramel

You can buy ethanol alcohol very cheaply in Brazil.  It is very cheap.  It is very concentrated and people use it to start their barbeque grills.   I like it because when you rub it on your skin it smells faintly of caramel.  Also the part that absorbs into your body is the type of alcohol your body tolerates well.   Its hard to describe the smell but like other liquors you can’t completely remove the essence of the source material that was fermented to make it.

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Carrie and the Retarded Rapist

I had a female roomate once. Carrie was an extremely fun and interesting person.  She told the story once of an attempted rape. She was working at a summer camp and was riding her bike to town. The camp was in rural Illinois. She was riding along and man grabbed her handle bars and pulled her into a corn field.  The guy was obviously not quite right.  He told her to take her clothes off.  She said "I am not going to fight you and I’m not going to tell anyone about this"   Well as it turns out the guy could not Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Johnny No Face

Johnny No-Face was a legend in and around the area of my home town in eastern Ohio.  The story was that as a child he was flying a kite with wet string and it came down on top of some power lines.  The power surged up the string and blew his face off.  People would report seeing him walking by the lonely country roads of Darlington, Pensylvania.  I never saw him but the stories were colorful.  These stories were oldish in the 1970’s.  

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Unions attract organized crime thugs to be their leaders. Extortion is their specialty.

Unions suk.  As in nature the weak, in this case weak minded with no saleable unique skill,  gather together in groups for strength.   Think of herding animals.   It is the highly intelligent of the world that shun unions.  If union members had any talent they would not need to coerce businesses into paying higher prices for their services.  Now you know why unions attract organized crime thugs to be their leaders.  Extortion is their specialty. If you want to be something other than a plan vanilla loser you should shun unions.  Press yourself. Ask more of and for yourself.  Excel at something. Shun collectivism. 

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago