Useful Thoughts and Actions Taken

Global Warming Challenge Part II : Subsidy of Carbon Usage if World Temperatures fall

Referencing Solar Activity Diminishes; Researchers Predict Another Ice Age I put forward part II of the global warming challenge Global Warming Challenge Part I  consisted of my challenge to coastal property owning liberals and global warming adherents.  I proposed me buying their land at 10% market value since global warming guarantees their land to be swamped by rising sea levels very shortly. Global Warming Challenge Part II : The liberal adherents of the new religion MMGW say that we should all be compelled to pay taxes to help prevent man made global warming.   Now it appears solar activity is tailing off for Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Please Senator McCain be more concise and no so damned senatorial

Every time I watch McCain speak I want to yell this point blank into his ears!  People say the guy is funny.  Damn. He’s doing a real good job hiding it.  All I get is "This campaign will be civil"…..and then he blathers on about sometime to no end and little distinction between the body and the punch line.  Some body take this guy aside and have a talk with the Senator.   You need to have a de-senatorialization pronto!

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Brazilian Rubbing Alcohol is Ethanol and smells like caramel

You can buy ethanol alcohol very cheaply in Brazil.  It is very cheap.  It is very concentrated and people use it to start their barbeque grills.   I like it because when you rub it on your skin it smells faintly of caramel.  Also the part that absorbs into your body is the type of alcohol your body tolerates well.   Its hard to describe the smell but like other liquors you can’t completely remove the essence of the source material that was fermented to make it.

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Carrie and the Retarded Rapist

I had a female roomate once. Carrie was an extremely fun and interesting person.  She told the story once of an attempted rape. She was working at a summer camp and was riding her bike to town. The camp was in rural Illinois. She was riding along and man grabbed her handle bars and pulled her into a corn field.  The guy was obviously not quite right.  He told her to take her clothes off.  She said "I am not going to fight you and I’m not going to tell anyone about this"   Well as it turns out the guy could not Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Johnny No Face

Johnny No-Face was a legend in and around the area of my home town in eastern Ohio.  The story was that as a child he was flying a kite with wet string and it came down on top of some power lines.  The power surged up the string and blew his face off.  People would report seeing him walking by the lonely country roads of Darlington, Pensylvania.  I never saw him but the stories were colorful.  These stories were oldish in the 1970’s.  

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Unions attract organized crime thugs to be their leaders. Extortion is their specialty.

Unions suk.  As in nature the weak, in this case weak minded with no saleable unique skill,  gather together in groups for strength.   Think of herding animals.   It is the highly intelligent of the world that shun unions.  If union members had any talent they would not need to coerce businesses into paying higher prices for their services.  Now you know why unions attract organized crime thugs to be their leaders.  Extortion is their specialty. If you want to be something other than a plan vanilla loser you should shun unions.  Press yourself. Ask more of and for yourself.  Excel at something. Shun collectivism. 

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Can we return McCain to the North Vietnamese? I hope I saved the sales slip

McCains lecturing perfectly good Americans that they’re too cynical and they need a good dose of public service. …..I’m pretty sure the North Vietnamese would not take him back.  You think what the NV did to him is bad. I’m truly surprised that he didn’t just start talking and bore his captors to death.  Or like his lecture maybe induce a near fatal groan.  The more he says the worse it gets.   I hate politicians as a matter of principle.  Yet I find myself thinking he needs to fire his advisors and hire me.  I could do better than his current team.  It take Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Government taps into DataBases in the name of Anti Terrorism – Government pHelps Themselves to your Financial Rectal Area

Full arty here:  Centers Tap Into Personal Databases Intelligence centers run by states across the country have access to personal information about millions of Americans, including unlisted cellphone numbers, insurance claims, driver’s license photographs and credit reports, according to a document obtained by Washington Post. One center also has access to top-secret data systems at the cia, the document shows, though it’s not clear what information those systems contain. Dozens of the organizations known as fusion centers were created after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks to identify potential threats and improve the way information is shared. The centers use law enforcement Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

The funniest monsters – Mummies and Frankenstein

      I’m not sure which is funnier mummies or Frankenstein.  Have you ever been on the phone were your friend is talking endlessly? You’re obliged to give the acknowledgement sound to puncuate the end of each sub-idea.  Uh-huh.  They just keep going mm mmmm.   And you keep uh huhing.  After a while you go from the 2 syllable confirmation to the 1 syllable confirmation.  Mmmmm.  Know what I mean? Yuh.   Normal confirmations sound like this. Thats when it hits you. You feel like brain dead Frankenstein with your 1 syllable confirmations.  So you start taking it there.  This is pretty funny for both parties involved.  Frankenstein confirmations sound Read more…

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago

Latka Gravas ID Photos

  Every time I try to get an identification photo I end up trying to make sure my eyes are open when they click the button.  That leads inevitably to the Latka Gravas super wide open eyes look and some serious laughter.  When I look at my photo most of the time I end up wondering how I ever got laid.  Luckily women must look at something completely different than I do!  

By Fudgy McFarlen, ago